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At first I thought this was a missile, but on closer inspection you can see it’s a plane with dark coloured wings. Still a pretty cool capture though.

To be honest I do look at lot like Elvis and Spader in those photos. I hope I’m Spader though. That’d be ace. I’m going to go and kick Michael Shanks’ ass.

Watching Sky One last night when an advert for The Simpsons came on with a load of shots of the stars who have appeared in the show over the years and it seems Mark Hamill has become so synonymous with his Star Wars character that people have forgotten his first name.

A few people I know have been saying this is going to be the biggest pile of chuff ever. Clearly they are dumb, the new trailer is awesome. Plus Mark Wahlberg is way awesome no matter what you say.

Watched this film a couple of weeks ago now and have been meaning to comment on it for a while. I first gained interest in this film because it was directed by Neil Marshall, who made Dog Soldiers which I love, also this meant it was going to be British. The second thing that attracted me was Rhona Mitra, damn she’s fit. The version I got hold of was the Unrated US Blu-ray, and by christ was I happy it was unrated. This is one of those films where you can easily tell what parts definitely would have been cut from the theatrical release. In this film there the parts that shock the shit out of you because they’re so brutal, some of which is fantastically extreme.

I don’t really want to give away anything of the story, plus I’m fed up of writing this already. But this film is fantastic in every way and you should definitely watch it, make sure it’s the unrated version to. Rhona is awesome, the Bentley is awesome, the bad guys are awesome, Bob Hoskins is awesome, Britain is awesome. To be honest this may be the best film ever.

Since I heard Christian Bale was going to be John in this I’ve thought it was going to be ruined. Now there’s proof, HD Trailers here. He’s even using his stupid batman voice for some unknown reason. What a twat.

Just been on MovieTyme to get Doomsday on blu-ray ended up getting Doomsday, Vantage Point, Harold and Kumar 2, The Perfect Storm and Dark City all on blu-ray. Then paid extra for postage to so I can get them quick. Skillz!

Been wanting to see this since the off, Sarah hasn’t been so keen, but decided to buy it down Asda price yesterday on blu-ray. Fucking glad I did to, it’s fantastic. Sarah hated it. Still though it’s immense. Proper mad deaths, awesome creatures, so ridiculous it’s just pure fucking quality. Taking people out with massively long spear throws will never get old. 10 times better then bloody batman, although I may well be the only person in the future of the world to think this, but fuck the rest of you. Christian Bale is a twat and the joker is more overrated then sliced bread. Talking to sabre-toothed tigers FTW!

This looks funny as fuck.

More movie “news”, Just watched the HD Trailer for How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, here, and it’s seems like it’s going to be pretty good. I was a bit worried since it was going to be full of yanks and then just Simon Pegg but it seems it’s about him fucking up yanks lives, so that’s great. Trailer is pretty funny anyway, will have to see this.