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This clip. Why won’t people learn not to fuck with him. He will hunt you down and kill you. Even if all he has is a bicycle.

Sarah just showed this to me, it is literally going to be the best film ever. Fucking awesome trailer. Trailer.

1 part Jagermeister

1 part Jack Daniels

A dash of tequila

Fucking get on that shit.

Lager being cheaper then water and coke is about the best thing ever. Granted they are about 2% thus being about as alcoholic as water and coke, but still. The Asda one is actually quite nice too.

Not a film I was greatly anticipating when it came out, I really only brought this because I was up Asda not long after getting a blu ray player and wanted something new to watch on it. However their were some good reviews of it and I thought it had the potential to be pretty great even though I’m not at all a fan of westerns.

The first thing I have to say is both Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck are fantastic in this film. Their acting is one of the few things that kept me watching this monster. It’s probably the first film I’ve seen Casey Affleck play such a lead role in and he’s awesome. However if it wasn’t for these two in it I’m pretty sure I’d have turned it off half way through. Mostly because it last so fucking long. The disc I have is 160 minutes, and it’s all talking there isn’t much in the way of action. Then on top of that there’s shit loads of it that’s being narrated to. If you can’t tell a whole story in 3 hours then don’t bother. I don’t even know how it’s possible to make a film that’s this long that requires 10 minutes either end of it to be narrated so it could all fit in, and that’s not the only narration. The bloke talks you through bits every 20 minutes or so.

The script itself is fairly well written it’s just to long. Some of the conversations go on forever and seem completely pointless to the story, unless the point is to confuse the shit out of you, and there are a ton of characters who keep popping up who don’t even have any real input to the film. There aren’t even any made up bits to make it exciting. It’s like reading the wikipedia page about Jesse James but it takes 10 times as long and has less information in it.

All in all this is a pretty odd film actually, I’m not 100% sure what I think about it. It mostly sucks but for some reason after musing on it I did think it was ok and I’m glad I watched it. However I’ll be flogging the disc first chance I get as it’s definetly not a rewatchable film as far as I’m concerned. 5/10

Stop banging on about it, it wasn’t even that bad. I thought it was funny. The cunts who wrote in better not get his friday night show banned as it’s funny as fuck. Bollocks to the boring pricks who have nothing better to do then write in to the bbc whinging about nowt. Ball bags.

The new McDonalds ‘M’ burger. It sucks. I threw half of mine away. Piece of crap. Worst.Burger.Ever.

At first I thought this was a missile, but on closer inspection you can see it’s a plane with dark coloured wings. Still a pretty cool capture though.

To be honest I do look at lot like Elvis and Spader in those photos. I hope I’m Spader though. That’d be ace. I’m going to go and kick Michael Shanks’ ass.

Watching Sky One last night when an advert for The Simpsons came on with a load of shots of the stars who have appeared in the show over the years and it seems Mark Hamill has become so synonymous with his Star Wars character that people have forgotten his first name.